Hey...Democrats,
are you Really That Stupid!

Q: When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat?
A: When she didn't swallow everything he presented.

Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!

Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

Q: Why do the Kennedy's cry during sex?
A: Mace

Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?
A: None. The democrats do that.

Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the _LAW_ABIDING_ public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws?
A: None. The Sociali^H^H^H^H^H^HDemocrats do that.

Q: What is the difference between an intelligent liberal and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and James Dean?
A: A man without a clue.

Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?
A: Because they could spell it.

Q: What would one get with a donation to Rostenkowski's legal fund?
A: A free stamp.

Q: What is a conservative?
A: A liberal who's been mugged.